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Happy 14th birthday to my sister from another mister! May yo nails dry perfectly even πŸ’… and yo highlights touch the heavens todayπŸ’ πŸŽ‰πŸŽŽπŸŽπŸŽ‰ #roomzandsaucey #thickasthieves

With (one of) the beautiful bride(s) πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜πŸŽ‰πŸŽŽ #titaniumthrowbacks #sarrahandklaudia (at The Majestic Yacht In Newport Beach)

First wedding πŸ‘­πŸ’œπŸŒˆ #jcrewsteeze #sarrahandklaudia (at The Majestic Yacht In Newport Beach)



So I went to Disney about a month ago and I got to meet aurora. She asked me and my mom if there were any β€œprinces’” with us today. When I told her that I lean more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella, sighed and replied with β€œyeah me too” and β€œI think about that a lot.”


Shrimp Burrito.

This morning my girlfriend (who is a bartender) asked if she could exchange some larger bills for some $1’s she had been carrying around. I said sure not even thinking about it.

For lunch today I went to the taco shop down the street from my office. It’s located right next to this strip club. Literally, right. next. door. But they have the best burritos, so who cares.Β 

Anywho, As I was shuffling through all $47 worth of $1-bills, the cashier started smiling awkwardly really big. I thought he was strange and handed him the dollars.

I have never received so many fucking tortilla chips in my life with a burrito.

The end ^ _ ^

My #unicornqueen πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

John Legend - You & I (Nobody in the World)

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how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

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#mammoth ❀️ (at Twin Falls)